SCENE 1
Narrator: Once upon a time, there lived the 3 little pigs: Babe, Wilbur, and Hamlet. The little pigs’ mother always told her sons to have a firm foundation in God and if they were confronted with danger or fear to turn to the Bible. Well, as the years went by, some of the pigs’ foundations became weak.

[Enter Babe]
N: Babe was the youngest pig. He was a pig of very little brain, as well as just plain lazy. One day, Babe was making a ham sandwich-
Babe: WHAT?
N: Sorry. Turkey sandwich, when the big bad and very hungry wolf approached Babe’s house.
Wolf: Hey, little…err…FAT pig! I’m having a BBQ and I’d love if you could come! Let me in!
B: Not by the hair under my arms, arms, arms! I have a firm…um…foundation! Lemme see. [Flips through Bible] I’ll quote scripture to ward off this wolf! Aha! “JESUS WEPT!”
W: is that all? I’ll huff and I’ll snuff and blow away that weak foundation! [Blows down house]
N: Now, you see, Babe’s foundation was far from study. So the wolf was able to wipe it away.

SCENE 2

N: Now that Babe’s foundation was gone, he ran to his older brother, Wilbur’s house. Wilbur was smarter, but not by much. Wilbur liked to sit around all day watching TV. He rarely picked up his Bible or went to Church.
[Enter Wilbur]
Wilbur’s Wife (voice only): Wilbur! Pick up this dirty laundry! And put away your shoes! And look at this, you left slop all over the kitchen!
Wilbur: Aw, but I’m watching the game! And then there is NASCAR!
N: Wilbur’s foundation was obviously unstable. Then, his younger brother Babe ran into his house, being chased by the wolf.
[Enter Babe, hiding behind Wilbur, and Wolf]
Wolf: Hey little pig! I just got back from IHOP and they’re all out of pigs in a blanket! Care to help me out? Let me in!
Wilbur: Not by the hair on my back, back, back! I have a firm foundation…I think.
N: Wilbur decided to quote scripture.
[Wilbur flips through Bible]
Wilbur: “The pig, though it has a split hoof, but does not chew the cud, is still unclean. You must not their meat!”
Wolf [looking at Wilbur’s shoes]: Split hoof? They look like Adios to me.  So I’ll huff and I’ll snuff, and blow away your foundation!
[Blows house down]
N: Wilbur’s foundation was just as weak as his brother’s so the wolf easily blew away his foundation.

SCENE 3

N: Wilbur and Babe ran to their oldest brother, Hamlet’s house. [Enter Hamlet]  Hamlet was a very wise little pig. He read the Bible and prayed every day. He went to Church every week-
[Narrator’s pencil breaks]
N: Oops. Does anyone have a pencil?
Hamlet: Oh! I do! [Takes pencil from his stuffed full pocket protector] I have no.2 pencils, mechanical pencils, colored pencils, charcoal pencils-
N: I’ll just take this…one…. [Takes pencil] Ok, sorry about that. Hamlet had a very firm foundation that could not be shaken, so when his two brothers ran into his house, being chased by the wolf, he was not afraid.
[Enter Babe, Wilbur, and Wolf]
Wolf: Hey little pig! I’m having a BBQ and with you, all I have is sauce! How about helping me out and letting me in?
H: No way. I have a firm foundation. Psalm 18:2 says, “The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust.” Psalms 27:1 says, “The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?” With God on my side, you cannot harm me.
Wolf: We’ll see about that. I’ll huff and I’ll snuff and blow away your foundation! [Blows hard] Huh? [Blows harder]
N: The wolf could not shake Hamlet’s firm trust in God.
W: Hey, you better be quiet or we’ll be having roast story-teller for lunch!
N: You can’t hurt me. I have a firm foundation too.
W: Aw, nuts.
N: The End!